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Punked Again
11-05-2005, 03:09 PM
I have to get this off my chest before I vomit on myself.

Michael Vick. aka "Ron Mexico"

http://www.nfl.com/stats/playersort/NFL/QB-PASSING/2005/regular?&_1:col_1=9

Where's Michael Vick in the season passing yards list? Lets scroll down, keep scrolling, a little further ... Ah there he is, #39, just past Tim Rattay, Kyle Orton, and Brooks Bollinger, and just ahead of illustrious backups Tommy Maddox, Sage Rosenfelds, Matt mauch and JP Losman. Good company, and it means 7 backups have actually passed for more yards per game than Vick, assuming that every other starter in the league has beat him. Not an illogical assumption.

Well maybe sorting by QB rating will help Vick out some, you know, factor in those long runs and TDs. Nope, didn't help - but he at least cracks the top 50, coming in at #50 among the leagues QBs, 10 slots behind Chad Pennington and just getting edged out by the elite Kyle Boller and Gus Frerotte.

The good news is, if he passes for one more TD, he can finally move ahead of Tim Rattay for the year, who hasn't played for two weeks after being dumped to Tampa Bay by a helpless 49er's offense.

At one interception per 21 pass attempts, he needs to throw 360 straight passes without an INT just to catch normally interception-prone Jake Plummer's one INT per 80 pass attempts.

Of course he comes out ahead in rushing because he obviously can't get yards throwing the ball. His 302 yards rushing this year is a whopping 96 yards ahead of stand-out QB David Carr to put it in perspective.

If you add his 302 rushing yards to his monster 723 passing yards, he only needs 1000 more yards from scrimmage to catch up to Palmer, McNabb, Brady and Drew Bledsoe.

The backup for the 'talent', Matt Schaub, who is getting some good playing time due to Vicks frequent injuries, not only has a QB rating 27 points higher than Vicks but also has 3.6 more yards per carry rushing the ball this season.

Why does anyone think this guy is good? :confused:

kitared
11-05-2005, 08:19 PM
Why does anyone think this guy is good? :confused:

Nope!! But, I will take his little brother!

The thing that makes it worse with the Falcons, even when Vick tries to throw his WR's SUCKS!

Punked Again
11-06-2005, 01:22 AM
Nope!! But, I will take his little brother!

The thing that makes it worse with the Falcons, even when Vick tries to throw his WR's SUCKS!
Are you sure about that after tonight!!! :)

jimmybones
11-06-2005, 04:20 AM
what makes this thread "official"?

Punked Again
11-07-2005, 07:16 PM
what makes this thread "official"?That I started it.

RaiderSithLord
03-21-2006, 05:34 AM
:eek: :eek:

I agree with a Sparky fan....

:eek: :eek:

RandyTheRaider
03-21-2006, 10:29 PM
michael vick does not suck, has tomlinson taken the chargers to the championship game? NOPE

Michael Vick >>>>>> tomlinson

vick is more explosive, athletic, and a way better winner

Vicks record is 28-19-1

Tomlinson is 38-34

tomlinson has more wins, but a shitload more losses, vick has a better win PCT

unfortunate for you guys, should have never traded vick should have never even gotten rid of brees, dumbasses

vick doesnt even have any recievers to throw to and he still gets it done..

d-mac37
03-23-2006, 12:42 AM
Does anyone think the Chargers are good?




I mean seriuosly.........

RandyTheRaider
06-15-2006, 06:45 AM
michael vick is great

G-MoNeY
06-15-2006, 06:59 AM
michael vick is great

idk if hes great but hes pretty good

Natey
06-15-2006, 10:44 AM
but vicky gets hurt alot

G-MoNeY
06-15-2006, 07:29 PM
but vicky gets hurt alot

i agreeeee

Natey
06-15-2006, 07:34 PM
Vick has the IQ you G! lol

G-MoNeY
06-15-2006, 07:42 PM
natey did u know that ur gay?

Natey
06-15-2006, 07:47 PM
nope. straight as can be

G-MoNeY
06-15-2006, 07:47 PM
not from the looks of it

Natey
06-15-2006, 07:49 PM
lol. ah crap my mouse is stuck!

Natey
06-15-2006, 07:49 PM
i got it fixed now!


This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts. Please try again in 14 seconds.
HATE THAT MESSAGE!

G-MoNeY
06-15-2006, 08:34 PM
i got it fixed now!


This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts. Please try again in 14 seconds.
HATE THAT MESSAGE!

yea me too

Natey
06-15-2006, 09:15 PM
why is that rule there. it has no benefit

RandyTheRaider
06-16-2006, 04:21 AM
you guys are as straight as a circleee

G-MoNeY
06-16-2006, 04:44 AM
why is that rule there. it has no benefit

who knows

Natey
06-16-2006, 07:53 PM
you guys are as straight as a circleee

and your straight as a rainbow

RandyTheRaider
06-16-2006, 08:36 PM
you're as straight as richard simmons doing gymnastics lol

Natey
06-17-2006, 12:23 PM
lol! that is pretty good.

RandyTheRaider
06-17-2006, 02:54 PM
i know bro thats pretty gay lol

Natey
06-17-2006, 04:17 PM
ill tell that joke too my friends and i will say property of vince. THey will think Vince young told you that joke!

G-MoNeY
06-17-2006, 06:53 PM
ill tell that joke too my friends and i will say property of vince. THey will think Vince young told you that joke!

stupid kids haha jk

Natey
06-17-2006, 08:24 PM
kiidz r so stoopid deez dayz dey cant even speel iight but meee i am lik da speeling masta hore. I kann soo speel butta dan u bassturds.

RandyTheRaider
06-18-2006, 12:24 AM
thats some good spelling natey haha, kids over here dont even know who vince young is lol

G-MoNeY
06-18-2006, 12:31 AM
^^ hahaha.. natey how long did it take u to type that? like an hour. lol

RandyTheRaider
06-18-2006, 12:39 AM
lol

G-MoNeY
06-18-2006, 12:48 AM
im dead serious lol

RandyTheRaider
06-18-2006, 01:05 AM
me too

Natey
06-18-2006, 03:37 PM
took me 3 mintues.

Natey
06-18-2006, 03:38 PM
o by the way Ron mexico sucks